The NBC 2 News affiliate in Ft. Myers, Florida, is reporting that one male teen was tasered and arrested after trying to flee the scene of his crimes against paintball (crimes against the community too).

An unidentified passenger told police that the accused fled the scene because he gave fake identification and had no drivers license.

68Caliber sincerely wishes that the local sheriffs department has a dash cam and that it recorded all of the twitching and screaming, the pants-wetting, the grunting and squealing for mercy.  We’d sure like to run it here.

Read the whole, happy affair HERE

(I hope there’s no need to mention that it’s pretty stupid to engage in illegal activities when you’re driving without a license….)